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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “can I get you a drink?” The horse replies “I think not” and disappears in a puff of logic. Rene Descartes is most famous for the saying “cogito ergo sum” which translates as “I think therefore I am” Critics say this joke works best if I change the order but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.My buddy told me that the other night, it was the first time I ever heard it, I laughed, forgot about it, and now you've reminded me. Thank you


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